Ever feel like you’ve known your purpose on earth ever since you were born? You are lucky….I’ve had the feeling ever since I was created! I am speaking to close to home, near my resting spot, on what you earthlings would call the dark side of the moon. You earthinglings or as I like to refer to you as Gia’s have many names for my species. Some may call us simply Aliens, others refer to us as Grey’s, Reticulan, Roswell Alien’s etc. Sigh….little do you know we are actually not actually grey, but an off white colour, and the commonly perceived big eyes little lips and small mouths are actually a exoskeleton suit we wear to help us in our interstellar travels. You Gia’s have it lucky, at least you are all created from a mother and a father, us “Grey’s” were genetically created specifically for the task of travelling thousands of light years to come and keep an eye out on you, and your planet. And let me tell you, it’s boring! First of all, if we were genetically created, why wouldn’t our creators give us the capability to think and have an opinion? It just makes these treks to your planet that much more boring! Thank god for our little resting spot on “the dark side”, or else I’d be basically travelling through space my entire existence!
I must apologize, I have yet to introduce myself, my name….well my name is incomprehensible in human tongue, but you can call me Cedar. I absolutely love the smell of Cedar trees! I think they are one of earth’s greatest treasures! Anyways, you may also be asking yourself why is this being writing to us, and how? Well first off I am writing to you through telepathic transmission to a blog, which shouldn’t be that difficult to understand, hello we are millions of years ahead of your species! Actually, we consider time completely different than you Gia’s so let’s not even get into that today! I am writing to you, the reader simply because I am bored off my ship! My three companions are boring and are actually “new” models that have reduced abilities to think freely, appropriately named the “drone models”. Apparently the older models had tendencies to procrastinate and rebel…so I am basically stuck in space with three slow thinkers!
Most “Grey’s” from my home turf in the Zeta Reticulan area are sent here in shifts of approximately 25 Gia years in which we observe, and poke around your planet. We have a resting spot on the moon which we share with over 56 other types of “aliens” or dudes as I call them in a sort of galactic federational space station.
I intend to basically write my ramblings on this blog, take questions, talk about my day to day activities and discuss philosophical topics ranging from religion to movies. Keep in mind, I know a lot more about “earth” than you do, so I am quite well versed both in ancient history and recent events such as the passing of Michael Jackson…who by the way was a close relative to the Zeta Reticulans!!!!
This is Cedar signing off from the Dark Side of the Moon!
